[lfjokes] Survivor Texas Style

[Adam Shand]

From: Rob Sexton

Survivor Texas Style

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San 
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed 
up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and 
Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally 
back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

  * I'm gay ...
  * I love the Dixie Chicks ...
  * I'm a vegetarian ...
  * I voted for Al Gore ...
  * George Strait Sucks ...
  * Hillary in 2004! ...
  * I'm here to confiscate your guns!

The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive wins!