[lfjokes] The Blondes Revenge

[Adam Shand]

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar 
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to 
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, 
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it 
is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a 6 feet tall, 220 lb blonde girl.
3. I'm a blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, 
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."