[lfjokes] Lewinsky and Kaczynski

[Adam Shand]

From: http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/poetry32.htm

Uuse the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in a Limerick.

Here are the three winners:

Third Place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second Place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Let's not leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

First Place:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown