[lfjokes] Not just one...

[simondo]

 Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad. So the morgue
 needed someone to identify the body.
 
 His two best friends, Seamus and Sean [also Irishmen], were sent for.
 
 Seamus went in and the Mortican pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup,
 he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over" So the Mortician rolled him over.
 Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy"
 The Mortician thought that was rather strange and then  he brought Sean
 in too.
 Sean took one look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, Roll him
 over"
 The Mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said "NO. it
 ain't Paddy"
 The Mortician asked "How can you tell?'
 Sean said " Well..... Paddy had two  arseholes"
 "What, he had two arseholes?????? said the Mortician.
 
 "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town,
 the folks would say.........
 "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes......"