[lfjokes] The Bar Bear from Billings...

[simondo]

 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. 
He bangs  on  the bar with his paw and demands a beer.   
 
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer 
to bears in bars in Billings."    

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be 
served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 
"We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."    

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, 
I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."    
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, 
bully bears in bars in Billings."    

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats 
the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands 
a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer 
to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."    
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."    
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."