[lfjokes] Gold, Silver or Bronze

[simondo]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. 
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
'Olympic condoms?', she blurts, 'What makes them so special?' 

'There are three colours', he replies, 'Gold, Silver and Bronze.' 'What
colour are you going to wear tonight?', she asks cheekily. 'Gold of
course', says the man proudly. The wife responds, 'Really, why don't you
wear Silver: it would be nice if you came second for a change!'.