[lfjokes] Flowers

[simondo]

A Flower for the good lady

 While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Colin and his wife
listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and 
wives know the things that are important to each other."

 He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

 Colin leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"Self-raising", isn't it?"

 Colin is due to be released from hospital in a few weeks.