[lfjokes] How Many Women?

[Adam Shand]

From: Erica <erica at alaska.net>

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They
don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured
it out they wouldn't be able to find the lightbulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if
they did, by some miracle, find the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair
that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID
lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID #)#(*(*^*&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY???
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12
FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD
TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS!!!....

That's how many.