[lfjokes] Mysoginist humor ...

[Adam Shand]

From: Morgan Likely <mrorange at spack.org>

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

- Nothing. She's already been told twice

How many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

- None. Let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.

What did the male chauvanist pig say to the feminist?

- Suck my fucking cock!

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A 747 is flying across the Atlantic when suddenly the hydraulics go out
and the plane starts plummeting down towards the ocean. One of the sexy
blonde flight attendants runs into the cockpit, rips her blouse open, and
cries "Captain, oh Captain! Before I die, please make me feel like a real
woman!"

The Captain jumps out of his seat, rips his shirt off and says "Alright,
hurry up and iron this shirt!"