[lfjokes] three guys line up for a swimming competition

[Adam Shand]

From: "Craig Wright" <craig.wright at paradise.net.nz>
Via: Sickos List (what the hell is the address for this?)

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The
second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up,
the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is
closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still
see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had
better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at
the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent
learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before the
whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"