[lfjokes] Male vs. female definitions

[Adam Shand]

From: Erica <erica at spack.org>

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female ... Any part under a car's hood.
Male ..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female ... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male ..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ..... Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female ... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male ..... Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female ... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male ..... Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female ... An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
Male ..... A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female ... The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male ..... Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female ... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male ..... A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes