[lfjokes] Intelligence of a Women

[Simondo]

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his 
money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more 
than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, 
"Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in 
the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." 
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he 
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.  

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting 
there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they 
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the 
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute"! She had a box with her, she 
came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers 
locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.  

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that 
money in there with your husband." She said, "Listen, I'm a GOOD WOMAN, I 
can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money 
in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the 
casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a 
cheque."  


Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman.