[lfjokes] Would you pass the test?

[Simondo]

 SPOTTED IN AN AGONY AUNT COLUMN 

 Dear Abby 

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My 
fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and 
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me 
to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit 
beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed 
the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored 
me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before 
that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and 
walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front 
door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and 
finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I 
headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was 
her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that 
they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their 
little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their 
little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and 
that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my 
character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact 
that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?