[lfjokes] The Gong....

[simondo]

 Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late
one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big
brass gong. 
       
 "What the hell is that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. 
      
 "That's the talking clock" the drunk replied. 
       
 "How does it work?" they asked. 

 "Watch" the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. 
       
 Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed.... 
       
 "For f_ck's sake you W*nker, it's ten past three in the f_cking
morning".